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Built for chaos and horsepower, the “Stupid Fast: In Progress” tee is the latest from the CoW Co. Racing Department. Featuring our wide-eyed, wrench-swinging bull mascot mid-meltdown, this shirt captures the essence of grassroots racing—where the speedometer’s pegged, the tires are sideways, and the game plan is written on a chalkboard next to a fire extinguisher.
With “Stupid” proudly checked off the list and “Fast” still under construction, this limited-run shirt is perfect for pit crews, gearheads, and anyone who’s ever said “Send it!” without reading the instructions.
Front Print: “Stupid Fast: In Progress” checklist
Back Graphic: CoW Co. mascot in full-blown mayhem, surrounded by flying tools, smoke, and pure chaos
Tagline: The goal is to be stupid fast… still working on the fast part.
✔ Lightweight moisture-wicking poly
✔ Athletic fit for work or trackside
✔ Built for hot laps, pit stops, and panic fixes
✔ CoW Co. Certified™ Stupid
CoW Co. Stupid Fast
$33.00
With “Stupid” proudly checked off the list and “Fast” still under construction, this limited-run shirt is perfect for pit crews, gearheads, and anyone who’s ever said “Send it!” without reading the instructions.
Front Print: “Stupid Fast: In Progress” checklist
Back Graphic: CoW Co. mascot in full-blown mayhem, surrounded by flying tools, smoke, and pure chaos
Tagline: The goal is to be stupid fast… still working on the fast part.
✔ Lightweight moisture-wicking poly
✔ Athletic fit for work or trackside
✔ Built for hot laps, pit stops, and panic fixes
✔ CoW Co. Certified™ Stupid